Q&A with Funk

Q: Is there any proof of ET contact?

A: No. The strongest evidence is the content of the paintings and the fact that they were brushed by some dope with no artistic ability. Otherwise, it's kind of a "had to be there" situation. There was no photo/video evidence because the sighting happened so fast. Abductions are rarely recalled without hypnosis because alien kidnappers slip you some kind of cosmic roofie. 

Q: How unaffordable are the paintings?

A: If you have to ask, you can't afford it. 

Q: Is Funk scared of ET coming back?

A: No. Funk does not worry about things he can't control and, unfortunately, he has no defense against cosmic roofies. He is grateful they returned him with the temporary gift to create such important, valuable works. 

Q: Why is this a good investment?

A: There has been much talk of ET disclosure lately. If "they" do tell us peons the truth, maybe the origin of these paintings will be revealed. At that point, these paintings will not only be unaffordable, they'll be priceless  <^>