Glowing Reviews for Unaffordable Art!

0/5 Stars - Funk's Wife: I wouldn't pay a dollar for any of them.

-Response from the Owner: Thank you for your feedback. Now I understand the phrase, “tortured artist”. You know Van Gogh only sold one painting in his entire lifetime? Went insane, cut his ear off, later killed himself. It wasn’t because he was crazy to begin with, he was driven nuts by the women in his life telling him to put the fruity paints away and get a real job, “Go be a cobbler like your brother Theo. Everybody needs shoes. You’ll never be out of business.”

0/5 Stars - Funk's Wife: You're not hanging any of those paintings in the house! They're creepy and they'll scare the children!

-Response from the Owner: Thank you for your feedback. Good art looks nice. Great art makes you think, it makes you feel something- love it or hate it. That you hate it so much is in fact a great endorsement of the works' provocativeness and unaffordability.   

0/5 Stars - Funk's Wife: Nobody is going to buy your sh*tty art.

-Response from the Owner: Thank you for your feedback. 'Member what Jay-Z said? 'Member The Story of OJ?  He bought some artwork for $1M, two years later that sh*t worth $2M, a few years later that sh*t worth $8M, and now he can't wait to give that sh*t to his children. 

0/5 Stars -  Funk's Wife: I can't believe you spent time and money on a website for Unaffordable Art!

 -Response from the Owner: Thank you for your feedback. Do you remember Rothko's Orange, Red, Yellow? 'Member $87M in 2012? And that's just for a couple of squares in three colors. No symbolism or messages and definitely no ET influence. That painting doesn't even move me and I actually appreciate art! 

Thank You!